tagged by BOTH HANI:)

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D


If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : erkk?btol ke?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : cuba carik cermin dulu.ngadap muka puas2.

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : ohhh..kaye sgt ke?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : don't mind, kalo stakat nk berlagak.ape brg!

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : alorhh.takat ade album, x laku, perasann jgak.

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : euww..tlg laaa.

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : erkk.gigi u ade cili.sbb tu i tgk.

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriuosly not my type.
YR : okey.fine.u pon not my type.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : i pon x sanggup nk nek kete ngan u.

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : yeke u cun?cermin diri dulu.


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : hahaha..okey2..

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR : telefon i bole masuk muzium.nk pinjam watpa?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : nk buat apa mlm2?org nk tidoq.takda keja ka.

4) What do you like about me?
YR : nothing.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : even if u give me rm10000 i would never said that ok!


If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : Hi bitch kuasa 3.

2) You smell like shit!
YR : bukan bau aku, bau hg kot.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : laaaa..awat aku x rasa hodoh pon?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : sepak pungkuk org watpa, p sepak bola nuh.


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : i'm sorry.i da fall in love ngan org len.

2) I know you still love me!
YR : mn hg tau?bukan hg nya perasaan pon.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR : sorry ye syg, i da ade org laen

4) Please call me...
YR : buat abeh kredit ja.

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : awww..ksian u.sape suh u tinggalkan i?


If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : hahahha..maneh mulut nmpk? :P

2) Seriuosly, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : OMG! btoi ka? jadik apa?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : yesss..murah lg x boleh ka?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : takpa, lenkali na.tunggu jpa masuk sem dpn.


i'll try my best to answer this tag.
sorry ye hani-hani
agakk lmbt.haha

tidak dirancang

UPM mendapat cuti
slps babi yg selesema sesat di sini
babi2 berkeliaran dan menghembuskan nafas2 bervirus
kpd studen UPM
dan akhernya, manusia bergelar studen ni
dpt la cuti selama seminggu
dan yg paling tak best nya
ianya adelah sesuatu yg tak dirancang.
hampagas gile.baru je aku smgt nk finishing school weekend ni
dan baru je smgt nk mandi air sungai jumaat ni
see? abes segala rancangan aku.haih.

dan yg bestnya, test aku jumaat ni dibatalkan
dan meeting design aku, yg lama aku tinggalkan
pon turut dibatalkan.haha
harish pon, aku antar msj, sket pon x reply
agak2nye harish da tau awal2 yg upm dpt cuti sminggu
sbb tu meeting kami cancel.
(berita gembira gila utk aku n raico.korg dpt tgk senyuman kitorg paleng manis:P)

lagi tak best nya, cuti ni menarik cuti mid sem aku
yg should be baper belas ogos tah
tibe2 jadi minggu ni
dah sedih,. tak dpt puasa ngan mak aku.haihh.
tak enjoy langsung

cuti ni, mmg tak dirancang
aku pon tak terancang
balek pon gopoh gapah, sbb takott kena serang dgn babi
ehh, vavi.
tak baek mencarut tau!mak marah.


apesal ayat aku skema smcm?
aku terkena serangan vavi ke? erkk.

adek aku, adli demam la plak.smlm sehat je aku tgk
kitorg balek naek kete same2, dan ade bas hon akibat bwk melelong
adei.esok kena antar g klinik
risau ni, takot2 terkena.doakan dia, aku dan keluarga aku ye:)

she's gone

she's gone
forever
arwah yasmin ahmad

no more good movies that MUST watch after this:(

may she rest in peace

al fatihah.

addicted:(

i'm addicted to facebook.
macamana?
pagi-pagi da bukak.
lmbt ke kelas pon sbb facebook.
balek kelas pon facebook.
qila pon da busan tgk aku dgn facebook.
pegi unit it pon facebook.adei.
dan aku pon da taktau nk buat mcmana
any solution?

please help me!
now i'm in my final year.ahhhhh:(
there's lot of jurnals and books yg kena ngadap
tp, facebook jgak.

sorry my dear friends, dah addict.
tau kan bila aku addict jdik mcmana:P

yeahhhh!

finally, i own a DSLR.
tuh pon after several times kena perli, i decide to buy

sbb there are too many factors i keep thinking over and over again

first, becoz my lappy is too old to see.(nnt HaPpy merajuk plak:P)

btol! that is the only one thing i kept thinking.

HaPpy sgt buruk, but still can be used.
org ckp da bole masuk kedai besi buruk dah.

but i still using HaPpy, sbb HaPpy was with me 4 years, until now.

even the "H","G" and backspace cannot be used,

i still prefer using HaPpy(bajet setia la konon:P)

then, the money i spent on DSLR. i can use it to shopping for the whole sem:P

even, i had some savings in the bank, i still need to buy shirts and bla bla

nama pon perempuan kan? kalo x soping, x sah:P

but then, i think that DSLR was one of the things that wanna own

menda yg di idam-idam kan.cewahhh~

if i don't buy, i kept thinking when should i buy

so, here it is!!

i own a Canon D400 by using my own savings.

(ayat poyo..sponsor by JPA actually:P)

lgpon, if i always borrow from my frens pon, rs cam x sedap hati

ye laaa.gune org punye, and we dunno menda nk jadik kan.

and now, i can enjoying capturing pictures and so on

but still a beginner, learning new things:)

so, here some pics, i take during 2nd day i'm with Cha Cha.

why Cha Cha? just becoz CANON= CA-NON= CA=CHA CHA.

hahaha.mengada-ngada kan?

sume menda nk ade name:P

me and cha-cha.new BF for dis semester:P

BODOH!

haaaa..ni utk cik nur 'adilah bt abd rahman
yg sgt leka, alpa dan mungkin siket B
yg pegi tinggal pendrive tu watpe
tgk ape dah jadik? BODOH laaa
repot, projek,data, gmba sume dlm tu
dan hilang sekelip mata
see?
pastu, cerdik sgt smpai tak back-up files dlm laptop
hari2 bukak pendrive pon x reti nk backup?
hah?




akibat dr lalai sgt.
pendrive hilang
esok nk hantar repot
slide sume dlm tu.


makan diri sendiri!
PADAN MUKA!


shit btol! ambek kau!


sape curi, die berdosa.masuk api neraka.

campur, tolak, darab, bahagi

bila da masuk sem ni. ramai yg blanje aku
i mean, sumtimes taktau plak dorg nk blanje
tibe2 ade mekdonal atas meja.
ini part bess la:)
tp, ade jgak aku merayu begging suruh belanje.
hehe.tp, betol la ape yg aku rayu
apply sistem barter.
anywhere u wanna go, i'd support da fuel
and i jadik driver
tp, u kena la blanje i tgk wayang.
okey kan camni?give and take.

okey, then after dorg da blanje
dorg sume ask me to calculate how much
they, "people yg spent on me"
had spent on me.paham2 je la ayat.
so skrg i baru nk kira laaa.
rasa2 mcm tak sama dgn elaun yg dorg dpt. dunno.
jom check it out!
(ini anggaran je tau!)

wawa sengal : kasut - RM 40 (i think)
ana garang : mekdonal (mc Chicken) -RM 10
qilah : transfomers! RM 9
raico echo : transfomers gak - RM10
ain (trainee) : kfc jom jimat - RM9

and plus yg before2 this, ade dlm RM80
so, total is RM158


SEE? x sama byk kan dgn elaun korg?
so, fair la kan?

but , anyway, sgt2 terima kasih la pada semua yg blanje
hehe. i terharu u!
dah korg suruh kira, aku pon kira~ ngeee:D


p/s: org cakap aku ni pandai pau org, btol ke?

ohh man!

ohh man!

bole x kalo sy nk potong rambut mcm kamu?

cantek, menarik dan tertarik.hehe

sy harap rambut sy mcm kamu:P

okey, tunggu jpa masuk!

potong rambut mcm faizal tahir:)

p/s: u hensem dan suara u sedapppp~ auwwww~

runsing

runsing bila da masuk final year ni
macam2 nk kene pikir
terutama skali my option : environment/ processing
then, bila da tnya org sana, org sini
i can decide
tu pon pas da masuk both klas
i choose environment. sbb ape?

1. sbb abah suruh. abah da berleter psl pollution and bla bla
2. sbb kawan2 suruh. nnt aku takde dlm klas, takbes plak kan:P
3. sbb my sinior yg suruh, sbb die kata, pompuan kt processing tak kemana. i dunno. dat juz his point of view.
4. sbb subjek2 environment snang nk skor. ini tak sure. but after da tanya sinior2 sume, dorg ckp snang. then, bole la go on.
5. subjek environmen ade prof azni ajar. ini part paling bess! kitaorg girls suke sgttt ngan prof azni.hehehe.

dahh bk plak sbb. tapi, sbb dari aku?
ntah. i like processing actually.dr sem lepas lg da bertekad
then, sbb2 kat atas ni la yg buat aku rs nak tukar
amek environment.
so HOW? anyone ade nasehattt utk aku?

plezz comment me ya!~

cuba percaya..

aku mmg tak percaya
lepas beberapa tahun tak dtg
ni kali pertama aku jejakkan kaki ke CC
cc is cyber cafe la.
x sangka plak, aku kemaruk nk berblog smpai masuk CC
internet rumah okey, but my latop buat hal
komputer adek semput, laptop mak ntah kemana
haha. so end story, aku masuk CC
utk update blog aku ni.

okey, skrg aku cuba percaya yg aku skrg ni aku da final year
aku sdg cuba percaya
ohh tidak.mcm da tua sgt.
skrg pon aku ponteng klas 3 hari, kunun2 nya sbb aku ni final year.
haha. bajet otai la sgt kann.
AKU FINAL YEAR STUDENT
maskudnye, masa utk belajar mengadap lecturer kat depan ade la dlm setahun
masa utk usha2 junior atau kanak2 hingusan tinggal lagi setahun
masa utk aku up kan pointer tinggal lg stahun
masa utk aku bersuka ria..byk lagik:P
tp, masa yg paling tak bess
masa utk aku enjoy duwet JPA...huwaaa..tinggal lg setahun!
ishk2, part ni mmg tak bess
pasni kene carik duwet poket sndiri.
adeii.JPA bole tak tanggung kos hidup sy slamanya?
hihi.

bila da masuk balik U ni, ramai plak yg ponteng.
termasuk aku la. golongan yg tak balek umah langsung time intern.
ksian kan? hihi. tapi, balek kejap2 je. kalo bole nk jgak sminggu
tu pon, aku tatau nape ayah aku benarkan aku balek tibe2.
haha.agaknye die pon da mls dgr alasan aku.
"nak cuti!nak cuti!"
tp yg paleng bess ialah si masniza hanim.
sempat lg melancong smpai ke langkawi.
cisss.tak adel btol! kena pau coklat byk2 nih.hehe


okey, esok aku pulang dgn si kempot.
naek samy velu.hihi.tak saba nk pau die ni
hahaha
kem, tunggu aku di butterworth.
jom kita buat drama atas hiway!
sambil mengusha mamat2 kereta sblh:P


p/s: next entri khas utk junior2.hahahaha.tungggguuuuuuuuuuu!