tagged by BOTH HANI:)

Rule : respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response)
once u've been tagged, must do!! =)
happy reading =D


If an annoying person says :

1) I am cute.
YR : erkk?btol ke?

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR : cuba carik cermin dulu.ngadap muka puas2.

3) See, everyone loves me because I am rich and famous.
YR : ohhh..kaye sgt ke?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thing.
YR : don't mind, kalo stakat nk berlagak.ape brg!

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR : alorhh.takat ade album, x laku, perasann jgak.

If an annoying hot woman/man says :

1) I know you like me.
YR : euww..tlg laaa.

2) What are u looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR : erkk.gigi u ade cili.sbb tu i tgk.

3) Sorry, you're nice but seriuosly not my type.
YR : okey.fine.u pon not my type.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR : i pon x sanggup nk nek kete ngan u.

5) Look, I am pretty/ handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR : yeke u cun?cermin diri dulu.


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says :

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR : hahaha..okey2..

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR : telefon i bole masuk muzium.nk pinjam watpa?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR : nk buat apa mlm2?org nk tidoq.takda keja ka.

4) What do you like about me?
YR : nothing.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me soooooooo much!
YR : even if u give me rm10000 i would never said that ok!


If your enemy says :

1) Hi bitch!
YR : Hi bitch kuasa 3.

2) You smell like shit!
YR : bukan bau aku, bau hg kot.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR : laaaa..awat aku x rasa hodoh pon?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure.
YR : sepak pungkuk org watpa, p sepak bola nuh.


If your annoying ex says :

1) I still love you...
YR : i'm sorry.i da fall in love ngan org len.

2) I know you still love me!
YR : mn hg tau?bukan hg nya perasaan pon.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR : sorry ye syg, i da ade org laen

4) Please call me...
YR : buat abeh kredit ja.

5) The break up hurt me so much...
YR : awww..ksian u.sape suh u tinggalkan i?


If an annoying salesperson says :

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR : hahahha..maneh mulut nmpk? :P

2) Seriuosly, I used this product and I've changed!
YR : OMG! btoi ka? jadik apa?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR : yesss..murah lg x boleh ka?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam. Buy...
YR : takpa, lenkali na.tunggu jpa masuk sem dpn.


i'll try my best to answer this tag.
sorry ye hani-hani
agakk lmbt.haha